he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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