Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you win again, gameday.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
foreskin is a definite game changer
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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