we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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