Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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