your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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