im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We need to rekindle our bromance
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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