I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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