I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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