Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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