One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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