My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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