at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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