Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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