Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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