I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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