I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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