I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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