There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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