awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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