i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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