Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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