If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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