You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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