I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My ass is underappreciated
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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