We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I want to be your penis for a week.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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