; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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