Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
