So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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