I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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