this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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