i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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