I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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