So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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