After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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