I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
The air taste purple.
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