Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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