I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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