Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
another moral hangover. fuck.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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