The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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