i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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