You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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