You work out of a Hotel?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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