i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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