weddingsv make me drug and hornr
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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