why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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