The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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