she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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