Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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