I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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