She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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