Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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