Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just want to make out with him forever
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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