you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Buhtt sex?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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